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Yep, yep, yep, I AM crazy. I've started to sell stuff again on ebay. Now it is old kitchen items. Wanted to call the store "Kitchen Stuff and Junk" but didn't think it was wise to call my inventory "Junk" (although maybe true) so I cop'd out and called it "Kitchen Stuff and Clutter".